Remember when Horton Hears a Who first came out and everybody wanted to fuck the little emo Who
i am so happy i dont remember this
I am so sad I remember this
sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth